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Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
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the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months


I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger. —some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
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Getting into a relationship with me means I will put up with your shit. I will tell you I’m fucking pissed off at you but that doesn’t mean I will break up with you. I will tell you you are an asshole but I still love you then prob not talk to you for a few hours. I get into a relationship knowing there’s good AND bad days. And im willing to get through it with you on all days

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the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
literally, ignore them.
say nothing.
don’t invite any parts of them into your space. —Alex Elle (via coyotegold)
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If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality? —(via suspend)


if you think gay men are obsessed with penises well boy howdy have you ever listened to a straight guy talk for more than 20 seconds

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I have like 277262 kisses saved up for you

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